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oh my gOD HE’S WEARING THE OUTFIT??????
HOW DID I MISS THAT?!
((HE WAS HER DREAM BOY ALL ALONG
YES))
THIS MOVIE
I missed that the first time and about kicked myself.
I MISSED THIS THE FIRST 500 TIMES.
HE ALSO HAS THE CORRECT NOSE SHAPE
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My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.
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Ah yes, because the princesses have been such terrible role models. They have taught such horrific lessons such as…
Stop pitting female characters against each other.
A dress is not a weakness.
all of this
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cause of death: second hand embarrassment
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whenever I’ve had a particularly bad day my friend will ask me what my favourite colour is because he knows that looking for the exact photo of the colour will distract me from whatever shitty thing happened that day
I hope you all have someone like this in your life
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does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
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do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy
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My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday
WHY IS THE SKY TRAPPED IN HIS EYEBALLS
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do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy
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SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM
Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?
a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different
Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!!
Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant messThis is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us
It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.
We are all of us dumb kittens.
Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten
